Buy piglets, Ukraine

Repeated cases of unauthorized copying of ads from a g r o - u k r a i n e were detected at this IP/site. c o m

A friend told me.
He and his wife went to the store the other day, two aunts in their forties, bored by the lack of visitors, tried to guess the crossword puzzle.
One of the two reads a question: - Iosif Vissarionovych... , six letters.(//tractor-service.com)
They fell silent.
The second dawned on me: - KOBZON!!!
The first one: - Suitable.

I wonder how Kobzon would have reacted...