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Everyone knows the silly riddles about the ceiling vacuum cleaner and the well stone ash.(//tractor-service.com)
The other day, knowing about my wife's somewhat different sense of humor, I asked her something from the same series: "You can't eat a hanging pear (light bulb)."
The wife's answer, with its simplicity and immediacy, surprised even me -
WOODEN PEAR!