Keptilny geryakege kepkeniya tm "Did Keptenke", Ukraine

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Просто не знаю, что и делать, - жалуется рыболов товарищу - Третий раз (//tractor-service.com)
I return from fishing and every time I find her lover under my wife's bed.
- You won't go fishing anymore?
- Well, here's more! I think I'll just saw off the legs in bed.