Cont0p0r0syat Petren + 8elikv 6ilv, Ukraine

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Rzhevsky gathers at the ball, shouts to the guard:
- Petka, come up with a pun for me!
- Ok. Pushkin went to the forest with the ladies and got lost. They call his name: "Pushkin! Where are you?"
And he answers: "I'm knee-deep in moss." Rzhevsky comes to the ball:(//tractor-service.com)
- Gentlemen! New pun! People begin to crowd around him.
- So, yes. Pushkin went to the forest with the ladies, stole them there and abandoned them. They are egos
name: "Pushkin! Where are you?" - And he answers: "Ah, stay back, damn it." He comes in the evening
The general goes home and tells his wife:
- I was at a ball today, and Lieutenant Rzhevsky was there, very witty young man.
man, told a new pun. I didn't remember it verbatim, but the meaning is as follows:
"Gogol sits on a bitch, sends everyone to... !"