Forecourt of houses for residents десем, Ukraine

Repeated cases of unauthorized copying of ads from a g r o - u k r a i n e . c o m

The car was stopped at customs.
- Weapons? Drugs?(//tractor-service.com)
- Yes, no, what are you! They open the trunk - and there is a Kalashnikov.
- А это что такое?!
- Калькулятор.
- What a calculator! Вот у меня калькулятор! (достает из кармана).
- Eh, your calculator is for preliminary calculations, and mine is for final calculations.