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Heard on one radio station in Dubai. The DJ just grunted with laughter reading a story that happened in Great Britain (the details were not caught because of the laughter, so yes, an approximate version).
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Call the emergency department:
- Help! My son ate ants!
- Well, it's okay, he'll digest them. Give him a glass of milk.
- Yes? And I gave him poison for ants.
- ?? Urgently!