Kukurud3v Pshenitsa furvzh, Ukraine

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My son is 6 years old, goes to the first grade, and, as expected, he already has a girlfriend. My wife and I are interested in how they play overtime, what they do, etc. And then he informs us that he was able to kiss her yesterday.
To the question, how did he manage to do this, a completely murderous answer in full seriousness:
"And two of my friends kept her!"