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Rush hour. Full bus. A girl stands, all seats are occupied, and a young man offers her to sit on his lap. She sits down, an irreversible reaction follows, and she asks:(//tractor-service.com)
- Young man, what is it you have there?!
- Don't worry, it's just a cigarette case!
Here an 80-year-old man sitting next to me enters the conversation and says:
- Girl, you'd better sit down, I haven't smoked for 20 years!