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At the symposium on priorities in Geneva. Englishman:
- Gentlemen, our D. White was the first in the world to invent a steam engine. I hope that's all
agree with this! Russian:
- I'm sorry, but even before your White, this was done by the self-taught Russian Polzunov!
American:
- I think that the right to the first invention of the light bulb belongs to Edison!
Russian:(//tractor-service.com)
- No way! Our scientist Lodygin got ahead of him. French:
- Gentlemen, after long disputes about priorities in the field, I am open to science and
technician, I will allow it to be noted that no one will dispute what is going on -
purely French invention! Everything agreed, except Russian:
- Please take a break, I have to invite our government. After the break
French, turning to Russian:
- Well, colleague, was I right?
- No way! After all, our tsar Ivan the Terrible, addressing the boyars in his speech, said:
"Fuck in your mouth, boyar!" That's why blowjob is a purely Russian invention!