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England. Salon. Noble Assembly. A major of the colonial army tells about
his exploits...
- You can imagine, gentlemen, I am walking through the forest, suddenly a tiger pounces on me from behind the bushes. I
I take out the gun - misfire. I take out a revolver - it doesn't shoot either. I am in
confusion I start to retreat, then the tiger rushes at me and does: (major(//tractor-service.com)
shouts in a stupid voice) Rrrrr-rr-rrryy-yyy. The major falls silent, awkwardness begins.
a pause... Salon attendants ask him what was next. After some silence
the major says embarrassedly: - I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I put it in my pants... Salon
he's angry, the saloonkeepers don't approve... Here the vicar comes to the major's aid: -
Well, we understand you very well, you are in a very difficult situation... Major
answers: I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you didn't understand. I put in my pants сейчас когда
did Рррр-рр-ррыыы-ыы...