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An American came to the Soviet Union and settled in a hotel: "intourist". Level
he liked the service, but somehow he complained to the director that he would like to.
order a woman in your room, and such a service is not practiced in the USSR.
- Nothing, - said the director, - we will organize. The next day, the American was brought
list with female names and offered to view. The American stopped his
the choice is for a woman with the last name "Ravlovna". He was promised that tomorrow, at five o'clock.
one day she will come. The next day, at exactly five in the morning, there was a knock on the room. She went to(//tractor-service.com)
quite an elderly woman and immediately asked: "where is your bathroom." American
showed The woman hid in the bathroom. The American began to wait impatiently.
Fifteen minutes, half an hour, time. He looked into the uncovered bathroom and found
that it is all covered with men's shirts, children's clothes, and underwear. Pavlovna herself,
bending over the bathroom, she was washing, and a pile of dirty laundry was lying on the side. To an American
Pavlovna began to confusingly explain that there has been no hot water for three weeks.
They connect, the laundry room is under repair... The American didn't understand anything, and he was surprised.
said: - and they told me at home that Russian women are passionate... - Ah, yes!
Pavlovna grabs the American with a learned movement and twists him into a ram's horn -
well talk! Will you sign the outfit for two hours or not?