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Wife on the 9th month. Every morning he wakes up in a wet sweat and shouts to his husband:
- My dear, I dreamed that a negro with two heads was born.
- What are you, dear, calm down. It's time to give birth. The husband rushes to the hospital.(//tractor-service.com)
He asks his sister:
- So what, Negro?
- Negro.
- With two heads?
- No, with one.
- Fu-ty, thank God...