Kkrteplia, the second drezhky, center of Grknkdk, Ukraine

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I'm standing in a summer cafe, buying a beer. A body swaying in different directions enters (T) and explains to the saleswoman (P) that he needs to call urgently.
T: This, yuk! , Do you hear? Let him call.(//tractor-service.com)
P: We don't have a phone!
T: Well, give it in kind, I'll pay!
P: Man, I'll explain to you - we don't have a phone!!!
T: WELL, ARE YOU CALLING MENTOV SOMEHOW?!
P.S. Apparently I've been here before...