Buy a shopkeeper 0pt0m, Ukraine

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An undergraduate student of physical engineering escorts a lady home. You have to take the train.
The legs are not heard well, but the head works clearly. He approaches the cash register and says:
- I have two tickets, please - one discounted, the other female!